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To The Insects That Call Me Muffin Mama: I’m Guilty As Charged, I Left A Delicious Chunk Of A Muffin On The Ground For The Colony. I Woke Up And Something Was Crawling On Me. I Took Them To The Front Yard And Left That Delicious Blueberry Muffin. I Left Peach Yogurt For The Colony At Another Location Where Your Family Members Can Read English. Have A BODACIOUS AND MIRACULOUS DAY!

December 17, 2023

A REMINDER

December 17, 2021

I’M Guilty: As A Little Girl, I Used My Mommy’s Butter Inside The Wapper On My Chest To Make My Breast Grow: I Believe It Worked And I Never Cut The Butter. If Anyone Has Used My Tecniques And They LOOK SUPER FINE: Contact Your Boss..I Need A Stipend. That Goes For Dean’s, Professors, Teachers, Book Authors..You Name It. Plagiarism Charges Are Real. SIGNATURES PLEASE!

September 12, 2023