I Onced Dated A Guy Who Lived Directly In Front Of A Mortuary. Guess What? He Saw Me Kneeled Down In Prayer At The Alter At Church. Duuuuuuh! Post author:Toicher Times Post published: August 25, 2023 Post category:Uncategorized Share this:Share Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on Pinterest (Opens in new window) Pinterest Share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window) LinkedIn Share on X (Opens in new window) X Email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email You Might Also Like A NORTHWEST LIBRARY REVIEW November 27, 2021 I’m Guilty: My Mommy Took Me A Bath Then I Put On My Gown. I Took My Mommy’s Goldbond Baby Powder In The Tan Container Then Poured It In My Bed & Slept Butt Naked That Night. I Felt So Extremely Comfortable & I Slept Like A Baby. I’ve Done This More Than Once. My Mommy Woke Me Up With Praise & Worship The Next Morning. I Put My Papa Smurf Matching Pantie & Kiddie Bra Set Back On & My Gown For Breakfast. Just Like I Had Them On All Night. September 8, 2023 To My Bodacious God: I Received An Expedited Request With Extreme Irritation Of Annoyance And To Get To IKEA FAST. In 2023, I Lived In Room #318 For A Short Time While Having Several Of My Favorite Teams Articles Of Clothing. I Purchased Them As A Dramatic Fan In Preparation For Distractions(Security) And Stallings(Security) And Roughen Up(Security) And Apprehending(Security), Including Lost & Found(Security) Of Items And Or Individuals Security. As I Walked And Prayed, I Saw Several Things But I Continued To Pray And Meditate. When I Arrived I Was Just Walking And Praying. Suddenly, I Saw One Dinosaur Bear Inside A Huge Bin Of Snake Bears. Without Hesitation I Picked Up The Last One Of A Dinosaur Bear Then Put It Inside An Empty Bin Of Already Purchased Dinasaurs. For The Record, It Seems Like Everyone Loves Dinosaur Bears. I Walked To A Different Area Then Saw A Snake Bear On Top Of An Arts And Craft That I Previously Purchased For My Son(Over 8 Years Young) That Was Presented To Me Here On Earth. By This Time, I Was So Agitated, I Asked A Nearby IKEA Employee Was This Something That They “IKEA” Are Promoting Here In The Store. The Employee Who Was Black Said, ” No!” Then Moved It, “The Snake Bear” Immediately. I AM NOT APART OF SNAKES AND HAVE NEVER HELPED OUT IN ANY WAY SHAPE FORM OR FASHION. I Left The Store With Continued Prayers For “NOT THE MAMA” DINOSAUR. Easter Weekend I Went To A Nail Salon On 17th Street And Was Upset That A White Woman Kept Giving Me Snake Designs. I Left With My Nails Not Satisfied. Finally, I Went To Atlantic Station Nail Salon To Just Have The Whole Design Taken Off Because I Was So Irritated. I Was Able To Vent To A Black Man Who Asked Me What Was Wrong. It Was Security That Noticed The Frustration In My Face. Thank You God For Placing A Nudge In My Spirit To Pray. The Bible Says,”Be Shrewd As A Snake And Harmless As A Dove.” HAVE A BODACIOUS DAY! September 19, 2024
I’m Guilty: My Mommy Took Me A Bath Then I Put On My Gown. I Took My Mommy’s Goldbond Baby Powder In The Tan Container Then Poured It In My Bed & Slept Butt Naked That Night. I Felt So Extremely Comfortable & I Slept Like A Baby. I’ve Done This More Than Once. My Mommy Woke Me Up With Praise & Worship The Next Morning. I Put My Papa Smurf Matching Pantie & Kiddie Bra Set Back On & My Gown For Breakfast. Just Like I Had Them On All Night. September 8, 2023
To My Bodacious God: I Received An Expedited Request With Extreme Irritation Of Annoyance And To Get To IKEA FAST. In 2023, I Lived In Room #318 For A Short Time While Having Several Of My Favorite Teams Articles Of Clothing. I Purchased Them As A Dramatic Fan In Preparation For Distractions(Security) And Stallings(Security) And Roughen Up(Security) And Apprehending(Security), Including Lost & Found(Security) Of Items And Or Individuals Security. As I Walked And Prayed, I Saw Several Things But I Continued To Pray And Meditate. When I Arrived I Was Just Walking And Praying. Suddenly, I Saw One Dinosaur Bear Inside A Huge Bin Of Snake Bears. Without Hesitation I Picked Up The Last One Of A Dinosaur Bear Then Put It Inside An Empty Bin Of Already Purchased Dinasaurs. For The Record, It Seems Like Everyone Loves Dinosaur Bears. I Walked To A Different Area Then Saw A Snake Bear On Top Of An Arts And Craft That I Previously Purchased For My Son(Over 8 Years Young) That Was Presented To Me Here On Earth. By This Time, I Was So Agitated, I Asked A Nearby IKEA Employee Was This Something That They “IKEA” Are Promoting Here In The Store. The Employee Who Was Black Said, ” No!” Then Moved It, “The Snake Bear” Immediately. I AM NOT APART OF SNAKES AND HAVE NEVER HELPED OUT IN ANY WAY SHAPE FORM OR FASHION. I Left The Store With Continued Prayers For “NOT THE MAMA” DINOSAUR. Easter Weekend I Went To A Nail Salon On 17th Street And Was Upset That A White Woman Kept Giving Me Snake Designs. I Left With My Nails Not Satisfied. Finally, I Went To Atlantic Station Nail Salon To Just Have The Whole Design Taken Off Because I Was So Irritated. I Was Able To Vent To A Black Man Who Asked Me What Was Wrong. It Was Security That Noticed The Frustration In My Face. Thank You God For Placing A Nudge In My Spirit To Pray. The Bible Says,”Be Shrewd As A Snake And Harmless As A Dove.” HAVE A BODACIOUS DAY! September 19, 2024
