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Weekend Funatics For Toddlers: Pack Your Bags Like You Are Ready To Go. Don’t Forget To Pack Twizzlers. They Are Great For Patient Testers And To Eat. For Example, After Overstepping Boundaries By Popping Mommy Or Her Friends Will They Still Smile And Be Nice To You. Do They Have Good Vibes Or Bad Vibes. If Your Mommy Wants To Be Smart Then Chop Them Short. Learn How To Bite Then Thumb At Their Hand Or Forearm. NEVER THROW, BE SNEAKY. A Smile, Laughter Or Frown Will Lead To Your Next Course Of Action. Two Claps With Your Hands Like You Are The Boss. Then Give A Straight Face. End Of Story. YES THANKFUL TODDLER WINS. HAVE A BODACIOUS AND MIRACULOUS DAY!