To The Insects That Call Me Muffin Mama: I’m Guilty As Charged, I Left A Delicious Chunk Of A Muffin On The Ground For The Colony. I Woke Up And Something Was Crawling On Me. I Took Them To The Front Yard And Left That Delicious Blueberry Muffin. I Left Peach Yogurt For The Colony At Another Location Where Your Family Members Can Read English. Have A BODACIOUS AND MIRACULOUS DAY!