Author: Toicher Times

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I WILL NEVER LEAVE BIG MAMA ALL ALONE, SHE NAMED ME TOICHER: The National Anthem For Every Species Of Elephant’s: Go Big Girl What You Gone Do By Black Dave. My Elephant’s Love To Dance, Eat, Play, Love & So Much More. You Won’t Believe What Me & Mommy Saw On Animal Planet That Elephant’s Do. Huh-O! On November 22, 2013 I Panicked About Supplying Water To Elephant’s. I Promise To God, I Parked My Lexus IS250 Next To The Water Hydrant Every Sunday Until Something Extremely Strange Happened. My Vin# Starts With A J Like Jesus For My Lexus That’s Paid. I’M A GALAXY’S DEFENDER FOR AIR LAND, WATER & SUSTAINABLE RESOURCES. Elephants Don’t Like Humans Using Ivory Soap Or Their Tusk Removed. Have a Bodacious and Miraculous Day!

Continue ReadingI WILL NEVER LEAVE BIG MAMA ALL ALONE, SHE NAMED ME TOICHER: The National Anthem For Every Species Of Elephant’s: Go Big Girl What You Gone Do By Black Dave. My Elephant’s Love To Dance, Eat, Play, Love & So Much More. You Won’t Believe What Me & Mommy Saw On Animal Planet That Elephant’s Do. Huh-O! On November 22, 2013 I Panicked About Supplying Water To Elephant’s. I Promise To God, I Parked My Lexus IS250 Next To The Water Hydrant Every Sunday Until Something Extremely Strange Happened. My Vin# Starts With A J Like Jesus For My Lexus That’s Paid. I’M A GALAXY’S DEFENDER FOR AIR LAND, WATER & SUSTAINABLE RESOURCES. Elephants Don’t Like Humans Using Ivory Soap Or Their Tusk Removed. Have a Bodacious and Miraculous Day!

I Called Him Semi Chocolate Because He Was So Black….Turn Up! I Know You Had A Crush On Me But You Respected Me To The Fullest & Kept Your Distance. Now, Auntie, Lift Butt Cheek Is Gone & My Tooth Is Sharp Like Mommy Shark. PLEASE DON’T LAUGH. Do What You Do Best! Have a Bodacious and Miraculous Day!

Continue ReadingI Called Him Semi Chocolate Because He Was So Black….Turn Up! I Know You Had A Crush On Me But You Respected Me To The Fullest & Kept Your Distance. Now, Auntie, Lift Butt Cheek Is Gone & My Tooth Is Sharp Like Mommy Shark. PLEASE DON’T LAUGH. Do What You Do Best! Have a Bodacious and Miraculous Day!

Breaking News: One Year, The Niece I Adopted Brought My DVD Player And Littleman Movie To My Car. She Left The Door Open Then Someone Stole Those Two Items In Cobb County. I Was So Extremely Upset. I Asked, “Why Would You Put That In My Silver Toyota Camry?” Honestly, I’m A Real Sweetheart & Tried My Best To Raise Her Right. What Can This Movie Do? I’m Guilty…I LOVE TO LAUGH! HAVE A BODACIOUS AND MIRACULOUS DAY!

Continue ReadingBreaking News: One Year, The Niece I Adopted Brought My DVD Player And Littleman Movie To My Car. She Left The Door Open Then Someone Stole Those Two Items In Cobb County. I Was So Extremely Upset. I Asked, “Why Would You Put That In My Silver Toyota Camry?” Honestly, I’m A Real Sweetheart & Tried My Best To Raise Her Right. What Can This Movie Do? I’m Guilty…I LOVE TO LAUGH! HAVE A BODACIOUS AND MIRACULOUS DAY!

An Immigrant In America: My Ex Co-Worker, Mimos Taught Me How To Drive Pass The Trailer Park In Order To Cut Down The Side Street. Then Ease Through Traffic On South Cobb Smoothly Without Aggitation & Get To Work On Time. Yes, Her Strategy Works. HAVE A BODACIOUS AND MIRACULOUS DAY!

Continue ReadingAn Immigrant In America: My Ex Co-Worker, Mimos Taught Me How To Drive Pass The Trailer Park In Order To Cut Down The Side Street. Then Ease Through Traffic On South Cobb Smoothly Without Aggitation & Get To Work On Time. Yes, Her Strategy Works. HAVE A BODACIOUS AND MIRACULOUS DAY!

Six Flags Over Georgia: I Believe Lil-Prime Jr. Complained About Those Bumper Cars Then Had Them Removed. They Said, “Humans Wreck Some Cars On Purpose & There Is To Much Scrap Metal And Cars In Open Fields That Can Be Used For Us To Have A Good Time To Roll Without Damage To Our Body.” Sorry, Me No Speak No English. Crank That Soldier Boy..ZOOM! HAVE A BODACIOUS AND MIRACULOUS DAY!

Continue ReadingSix Flags Over Georgia: I Believe Lil-Prime Jr. Complained About Those Bumper Cars Then Had Them Removed. They Said, “Humans Wreck Some Cars On Purpose & There Is To Much Scrap Metal And Cars In Open Fields That Can Be Used For Us To Have A Good Time To Roll Without Damage To Our Body.” Sorry, Me No Speak No English. Crank That Soldier Boy..ZOOM! HAVE A BODACIOUS AND MIRACULOUS DAY!

Holy Spirit Led: More Than Eleven Years Ago, I Parked My Car In Reserved Parking While The Cleaning Crew Was At A Fenced In Church Near The Event Hall In Mableton. Yes, PRIME Took Care Of That. Whatever He Says Goes. HAVE A BODACIOUS AND MIRACULOUS DAY!

Continue ReadingHoly Spirit Led: More Than Eleven Years Ago, I Parked My Car In Reserved Parking While The Cleaning Crew Was At A Fenced In Church Near The Event Hall In Mableton. Yes, PRIME Took Care Of That. Whatever He Says Goes. HAVE A BODACIOUS AND MIRACULOUS DAY!

This First Time I Received $130 Something In Foodstamps For My Firstborn: I Could Telepathically Understand What The Woman Who Approved My Foodstamps Was Saying While In My Line To Purchase Groceries. She Could Not Believe I Was Working Here On Earth. Have a Bodacious and Miraculous Day!

Continue ReadingThis First Time I Received $130 Something In Foodstamps For My Firstborn: I Could Telepathically Understand What The Woman Who Approved My Foodstamps Was Saying While In My Line To Purchase Groceries. She Could Not Believe I Was Working Here On Earth. Have a Bodacious and Miraculous Day!

In My Personal Photo Shoot With Myself, By Myself: I’m Wearing A Light Lime Green Button Down With A Nice Collar. My Eyebrows Was Arched By Me. My Make-up Is Flawless & My Lipgloss Is Popping. My Hair Is Extremely Long To My Gluteus Maximus With A Silk Press By Toicher. In The 90’s, I Wore A Button Down In The Year Book When They Weren’t Popular For A Reason. I’m A Galaxy’s Defender Of Good & Not A Curse. Even My Enemies Make Deals For Peace & Eternity. I’ll Never Cross My People Or Anyone Else When It’s My Turf & Blessings. I Wore The Color Of A Mint Because I Meant To Look BODACIOUS To Allow Others To See What They Are Working With….Quality Relationships & Not A Quantity Of Fools! Yeek Zone…Thick Thighs, Calfs Like The End Of A Baseball Bat With Both Booty Cheeks Nice & Oh So Round. HAVE A BODACIOUS AND MIRACULOUS DAY!

Continue ReadingIn My Personal Photo Shoot With Myself, By Myself: I’m Wearing A Light Lime Green Button Down With A Nice Collar. My Eyebrows Was Arched By Me. My Make-up Is Flawless & My Lipgloss Is Popping. My Hair Is Extremely Long To My Gluteus Maximus With A Silk Press By Toicher. In The 90’s, I Wore A Button Down In The Year Book When They Weren’t Popular For A Reason. I’m A Galaxy’s Defender Of Good & Not A Curse. Even My Enemies Make Deals For Peace & Eternity. I’ll Never Cross My People Or Anyone Else When It’s My Turf & Blessings. I Wore The Color Of A Mint Because I Meant To Look BODACIOUS To Allow Others To See What They Are Working With….Quality Relationships & Not A Quantity Of Fools! Yeek Zone…Thick Thighs, Calfs Like The End Of A Baseball Bat With Both Booty Cheeks Nice & Oh So Round. HAVE A BODACIOUS AND MIRACULOUS DAY!