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My Prayer Today Is For OPTIMUS PRIME To Light Up For Me. I’M SCREAMING TO THE TIP TOP OF MY LUNGS WITH EXCITEMENT: I BODACIOUSLY LOVE YOU IN EVERY WAY! Thank You For Still Wanting Me With My Left Booty Cheek Gone! I’m Doing My Part Here On Earth. But When I Get To You…Ooo..Ooo…Wee I’ll Leave The Rest For You To Wonder. Shh!!! HAVE A BODACIOUS AND MIRACULOUS DAY!

Continue ReadingMy Prayer Today Is For OPTIMUS PRIME To Light Up For Me. I’M SCREAMING TO THE TIP TOP OF MY LUNGS WITH EXCITEMENT: I BODACIOUSLY LOVE YOU IN EVERY WAY! Thank You For Still Wanting Me With My Left Booty Cheek Gone! I’m Doing My Part Here On Earth. But When I Get To You…Ooo..Ooo…Wee I’ll Leave The Rest For You To Wonder. Shh!!! HAVE A BODACIOUS AND MIRACULOUS DAY!

For Lady Truckers: Make Sure That You Purchase Extra Shoulder Strap Support For Your Bra. Posture Is Everything. I Would Not Want You In Competition With The Hunchback Of Notre Dame. Always Walk With An Arch In Your Back And Lift Your Rump. HAVE A BODACIOUS AND MIRACULOUS DAY!

Continue ReadingFor Lady Truckers: Make Sure That You Purchase Extra Shoulder Strap Support For Your Bra. Posture Is Everything. I Would Not Want You In Competition With The Hunchback Of Notre Dame. Always Walk With An Arch In Your Back And Lift Your Rump. HAVE A BODACIOUS AND MIRACULOUS DAY!

For Truckers Only: I Can’t Wait To See Him Light Up For Me……Now, It Takes Real Skills To Listen For A Strategic Formation While Driving On The Expressway. PLEASE MAKE SURE THAT YOU PURCHASE PEROXIDE AND Q-TIPS TO CLEAN OUT YOUR EARS AND FOLLOW THE MAZE WITH THE OTHER END OF THE Q-Tip. For Example, Pour Less Than A Cap Full Of Peroxide In The Cap Then Pour It In Your Ear. Turn Your Ear To The Side And Twirl Your Q-Tip Until Your Ear Is Empty. Take Another Q-Tip Then Follow The Maze In Your Ear. Oh How Galaxy’s Defenders Be Up Close And Personal. Yelp, They Look At Your Ears. PLEASE DON’T MAKE THEM SAY EEEW! HAVE A BODACIOUS AND MIRACULOUS DAY!

Continue ReadingFor Truckers Only: I Can’t Wait To See Him Light Up For Me……Now, It Takes Real Skills To Listen For A Strategic Formation While Driving On The Expressway. PLEASE MAKE SURE THAT YOU PURCHASE PEROXIDE AND Q-TIPS TO CLEAN OUT YOUR EARS AND FOLLOW THE MAZE WITH THE OTHER END OF THE Q-Tip. For Example, Pour Less Than A Cap Full Of Peroxide In The Cap Then Pour It In Your Ear. Turn Your Ear To The Side And Twirl Your Q-Tip Until Your Ear Is Empty. Take Another Q-Tip Then Follow The Maze In Your Ear. Oh How Galaxy’s Defenders Be Up Close And Personal. Yelp, They Look At Your Ears. PLEASE DON’T MAKE THEM SAY EEEW! HAVE A BODACIOUS AND MIRACULOUS DAY!

Norfolk Southern & Competitors: Numbers Don’t Lie People Do. Thank You For Quality Relationships And Not A Quantity Of Fools. I Have Absolutely NO RELATIONSHIP WITH TRITON OR ITS AFFILIATES. Triton Movement On Campbellton Rd And University Roght Off Exit #244 While I Was On The Asphalt & Concrete Praying Is For PRIME…OPTIMUS PRIME! HAVE A BODACIOUS AND MIRACULOUS DAY!

Continue ReadingNorfolk Southern & Competitors: Numbers Don’t Lie People Do. Thank You For Quality Relationships And Not A Quantity Of Fools. I Have Absolutely NO RELATIONSHIP WITH TRITON OR ITS AFFILIATES. Triton Movement On Campbellton Rd And University Roght Off Exit #244 While I Was On The Asphalt & Concrete Praying Is For PRIME…OPTIMUS PRIME! HAVE A BODACIOUS AND MIRACULOUS DAY!

FOR TRUCKERS ONLY: I Dailed 911 At Marathon Gas While In My Used Lexus IS25O (Previous Owners “Unknown Race” Lived In Ellenwood, Georgia) With The Back Windshield Smashed In That Is Paid In Full. Unpaid Tag# TOICHER. GUESS WHAT? An 18 Wheeler Truck Came Through That Said, ” Transport America” After I Made A Second Phone Call To What Some May Call A Quality Relationship. Enjoy Your Day! HAVE A BODACIOUS AND MIRACULOUS DAY!

Continue ReadingFOR TRUCKERS ONLY: I Dailed 911 At Marathon Gas While In My Used Lexus IS25O (Previous Owners “Unknown Race” Lived In Ellenwood, Georgia) With The Back Windshield Smashed In That Is Paid In Full. Unpaid Tag# TOICHER. GUESS WHAT? An 18 Wheeler Truck Came Through That Said, ” Transport America” After I Made A Second Phone Call To What Some May Call A Quality Relationship. Enjoy Your Day! HAVE A BODACIOUS AND MIRACULOUS DAY!