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I’m Guilty: I’m The Over Protective Mother Who Gets The Make, Model And Tag# Of People Who Want To Pick Them Up. I Love My Kids. And One Says I Have An umbilical Cord Around Her Neck But That’s Not Really True. I Just Want To Know Her Whereabouts At All Times.

Continue ReadingI’m Guilty: I’m The Over Protective Mother Who Gets The Make, Model And Tag# Of People Who Want To Pick Them Up. I Love My Kids. And One Says I Have An umbilical Cord Around Her Neck But That’s Not Really True. I Just Want To Know Her Whereabouts At All Times.

David Man Came To The Stage With White Stuff On His Knees In Virginia While I Was In My Expensive Lawn Chair With A High Quality Umbrella Attached. Do You Think It Was Chalk Or Baby Powders On His Knees?

Continue ReadingDavid Man Came To The Stage With White Stuff On His Knees In Virginia While I Was In My Expensive Lawn Chair With A High Quality Umbrella Attached. Do You Think It Was Chalk Or Baby Powders On His Knees?

I’m Guilty: My Mommy Took Me A Bath Then I Put On My Gown. I Took My Mommy’s Goldbond Baby Powder In The Tan Container Then Poured It In My Bed & Slept Butt Naked That Night. I Felt So Extremely Comfortable & I Slept Like A Baby. I’ve Done This More Than Once. My Mommy Woke Me Up With Praise & Worship The Next Morning. I Put My Papa Smurf Matching Pantie & Kiddie Bra Set Back On & My Gown For Breakfast. Just Like I Had Them On All Night.

Continue ReadingI’m Guilty: My Mommy Took Me A Bath Then I Put On My Gown. I Took My Mommy’s Goldbond Baby Powder In The Tan Container Then Poured It In My Bed & Slept Butt Naked That Night. I Felt So Extremely Comfortable & I Slept Like A Baby. I’ve Done This More Than Once. My Mommy Woke Me Up With Praise & Worship The Next Morning. I Put My Papa Smurf Matching Pantie & Kiddie Bra Set Back On & My Gown For Breakfast. Just Like I Had Them On All Night.

I’m Guilty: I Placed A Sincere Prayer That David Mann Give That Good Good To Tamela Mann Inside My Grateful, Thankful, Prayer Box Given To Me By A Piedmont Employee Because The Baby Sister Porsche Named Starlette Was Miscarried.

Continue ReadingI’m Guilty: I Placed A Sincere Prayer That David Mann Give That Good Good To Tamela Mann Inside My Grateful, Thankful, Prayer Box Given To Me By A Piedmont Employee Because The Baby Sister Porsche Named Starlette Was Miscarried.

All Jokes Aside: My Mother Drove Passed The CDC For 14-15 Years On Her Way To Work. When She Started Her Job She Drove In A Vehicle That Has A Slogan That Says, “Standard Of The World.” When She Last Worked On Her Job Passing The CDC On Her Way Home, She Had A Vehicle That Was A Van With A Slogan That Says, “Like A Rock.” But Everyone Called Her Vehicle And Said, “It Looks Like The A-Team Van” But It Wasn’t. My Mother Was A Prayer Warrior Of The Gospel And For Righteousness.

Continue ReadingAll Jokes Aside: My Mother Drove Passed The CDC For 14-15 Years On Her Way To Work. When She Started Her Job She Drove In A Vehicle That Has A Slogan That Says, “Standard Of The World.” When She Last Worked On Her Job Passing The CDC On Her Way Home, She Had A Vehicle That Was A Van With A Slogan That Says, “Like A Rock.” But Everyone Called Her Vehicle And Said, “It Looks Like The A-Team Van” But It Wasn’t. My Mother Was A Prayer Warrior Of The Gospel And For Righteousness.