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It’s True: While On My Prayer Walk Someone Had A Truck With A WAP Tag Parked In Front Of The Church With An Open Bible On The Dashboard And All I Do Is Pray & Praise God & Serve In Bodacious Ministries And So Much More.

Continue ReadingIt’s True: While On My Prayer Walk Someone Had A Truck With A WAP Tag Parked In Front Of The Church With An Open Bible On The Dashboard And All I Do Is Pray & Praise God & Serve In Bodacious Ministries And So Much More.

I’m Guilty: For Praying On Andrew Young International Blvd Then Walking Up To Peachtree Rd: Guess What? A DIGITAL SIGN UP IN THE AIR SAYS ” SAVE THE PLANET. I’m A Defender For Both My Booty Cheeks Too Now. They Were Never Unequally Yoked & I Never Flaunted My Sexy Figure. My Galaxy’s Defending Husband Still Really Do Want Me. I Love Excellent Health, Wealth & Staying Whole. I’ll BE Back Fine In No Time. You See, What I Offer To Bodacious Galaxy’s Is More Than Just Booty Cheeks, A Slim Waist & A Beautiful Smile. CONTACT YOUR BOSS. SIGNATURES PLEASE!

Continue ReadingI’m Guilty: For Praying On Andrew Young International Blvd Then Walking Up To Peachtree Rd: Guess What? A DIGITAL SIGN UP IN THE AIR SAYS ” SAVE THE PLANET. I’m A Defender For Both My Booty Cheeks Too Now. They Were Never Unequally Yoked & I Never Flaunted My Sexy Figure. My Galaxy’s Defending Husband Still Really Do Want Me. I Love Excellent Health, Wealth & Staying Whole. I’ll BE Back Fine In No Time. You See, What I Offer To Bodacious Galaxy’s Is More Than Just Booty Cheeks, A Slim Waist & A Beautiful Smile. CONTACT YOUR BOSS. SIGNATURES PLEASE!

I’m Guilty: For The First Time, This Year, I Put Butter Inside The Wrapper “Correction” On Both Butt Cheeks. My Left Butt Cheek Still Looks Like The First Slice Out Of A Loaf If Nature’s Own. In The Past, Both Butt Cheeks Were Nice & Round & Oh So Juicy. I’m Experiencing Hate On So Many Levels As A Galaxy’s Defender For Good, Justice & Peace.

Continue ReadingI’m Guilty: For The First Time, This Year, I Put Butter Inside The Wrapper “Correction” On Both Butt Cheeks. My Left Butt Cheek Still Looks Like The First Slice Out Of A Loaf If Nature’s Own. In The Past, Both Butt Cheeks Were Nice & Round & Oh So Juicy. I’m Experiencing Hate On So Many Levels As A Galaxy’s Defender For Good, Justice & Peace.

I’M Guilty: As A Little Girl, I Used My Mommy’s Butter Inside The Wapper On My Chest To Make My Breast Grow: I Believe It Worked And I Never Cut The Butter. If Anyone Has Used My Tecniques And They LOOK SUPER FINE: Contact Your Boss..I Need A Stipend. That Goes For Dean’s, Professors, Teachers, Book Authors..You Name It. Plagiarism Charges Are Real. SIGNATURES PLEASE!

Continue ReadingI’M Guilty: As A Little Girl, I Used My Mommy’s Butter Inside The Wapper On My Chest To Make My Breast Grow: I Believe It Worked And I Never Cut The Butter. If Anyone Has Used My Tecniques And They LOOK SUPER FINE: Contact Your Boss..I Need A Stipend. That Goes For Dean’s, Professors, Teachers, Book Authors..You Name It. Plagiarism Charges Are Real. SIGNATURES PLEASE!

F.N.T Stands For Freak Nik Traffic. Yes, My Mother Was Stuck In Traffic “Not On Purpose” In Her Van With A Slogan That Says, Like A Rock. I Don’t Remember Her Complaining Not One Time. Everyone Was Rich In Spirits.

Continue ReadingF.N.T Stands For Freak Nik Traffic. Yes, My Mother Was Stuck In Traffic “Not On Purpose” In Her Van With A Slogan That Says, Like A Rock. I Don’t Remember Her Complaining Not One Time. Everyone Was Rich In Spirits.

I’m Guilty Of Praying Over My XOXO Bikini Panties With Several Scriptures & Five Stickers That Showed I Purchased The American Flag Stamps. I Believe Postal Workers Give Those Out As A Standard For The Government Or Something. Yes, That Equals 100 Stamps. I Only Had One Book With Flowers & I Prayed Over Those Stamps Too. XOXO Means Nothing More Than HUGS & KISSES. I Pray Because A White Woman Told Me That She Mysteriously Receives Clean Bikini’s In Her Top Drawer & She Does Not Know Why. THANK YOU GOD FOR THE TRUTH!

Continue ReadingI’m Guilty Of Praying Over My XOXO Bikini Panties With Several Scriptures & Five Stickers That Showed I Purchased The American Flag Stamps. I Believe Postal Workers Give Those Out As A Standard For The Government Or Something. Yes, That Equals 100 Stamps. I Only Had One Book With Flowers & I Prayed Over Those Stamps Too. XOXO Means Nothing More Than HUGS & KISSES. I Pray Because A White Woman Told Me That She Mysteriously Receives Clean Bikini’s In Her Top Drawer & She Does Not Know Why. THANK YOU GOD FOR THE TRUTH!

The First Men & Women (College Students) Step Show With Faternities & Sororities Was At West Georgia. Both Of My Parents Were Alive In Excellent Health. It Was The Absolute BEST! I Had So Much Fun. No Fights! NO DRAMA! No, Alcohol! No, Sexual Relations With Any Gender? Oh, How They Look So Good And We All Made It Home Safe THAT NIGHT. They Made Me Look Good On The Ground.

Continue ReadingThe First Men & Women (College Students) Step Show With Faternities & Sororities Was At West Georgia. Both Of My Parents Were Alive In Excellent Health. It Was The Absolute BEST! I Had So Much Fun. No Fights! NO DRAMA! No, Alcohol! No, Sexual Relations With Any Gender? Oh, How They Look So Good And We All Made It Home Safe THAT NIGHT. They Made Me Look Good On The Ground.

I Went To A Wedding At Emory University Event Hall And The Black Sorority Sisters Showed The Bride & Each Other So Much LOVE. Everything Turned Out Great That Day. THE COVERAGE WAS OFF THE CHAIN THAT DAY. My Mother Was Alive And Well Too. How Sweet It Is To Be Loved By You!

Continue ReadingI Went To A Wedding At Emory University Event Hall And The Black Sorority Sisters Showed The Bride & Each Other So Much LOVE. Everything Turned Out Great That Day. THE COVERAGE WAS OFF THE CHAIN THAT DAY. My Mother Was Alive And Well Too. How Sweet It Is To Be Loved By You!