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A Super Cover-Out To Birds: I Saw A Bird Standing In Authority On The Roof Of A Camry SUV In A Specific Spot Inside Cumberland Mall Parking Lot After My Son Experienced Pain & Tears While Inside The Food Court: I Said A Sincere Prayer For The Bird & Toyota SUV Then Left With My Two Kids

June 18, 2023

To My Bodacious God: To All Of My Galaxy’s Leaders…ALERT TREE FORCES! I Just Found Out This Month That My Mother’s Attorney Has Been Targeted For Years Because His Name Is Forrest. She Was A Very Humble And Gentle GALAXY’S LEADER FROM The Late 80’s Restricted Area Talent Show. Greta Performed One Talent(Best Performance) And I Performed Two Talents While We Marketed Rain Water From Heaven With O Type Blood And Ate Beets All The Time. She Was Extremely Fine In The 80’s But Before She Left This World, Her Butt Looked Like A Solar Panel And She Walked Like Someone Wanted Her But Flat. She Arrived In A Standard Of The Whole Which Is A Cadillac At The Bolton Rd. Water Works. I Attended Booker T. Washington At The Time Of My Mother Filed For A Divorce. There Has Been Many Forest Fires All Over America Since Then. Recently, I Lit A Fire From A Lighter From The Green Pine Straw I Had Taken While On My Prayer And Meditation Walk. I Was In The Room I’m Renting For $550. Guess What? The Lighter Went Out. I Lit It Again Then I Found Out That Green Pine Straw Has An Agent That Don’t Allow A Fire To Ever Be Lit. I Was Amazed And Know Now That Someone Has Sprayed Something Or Dropped Something On Trees To Make Sure A Forrest Burn. Those Insects, Animals And God Knows What Else Was Burned Beyond Recognition Because Of Water, Air, Land Sustainable Resources, AND SO MUCH MORE. I Was Heartbroken When Someone Left A Lighting Bug At The Doorsteps Of Where I Have Been Residing Since June 1, 2024. This Is Absolutely Ridiculous.

September 30, 2024

OP BABY I Love You! I Now Know This Maybe A Different PRIME. PLEASE JUST MAKE DIVINE SEPERATION AT THE BANK OF AMERICA ATM ON BANKHEAD DIAGONAL TO KNOX FUNERAL HOME. MY ANCESTORS HAVE CUT ME OFF BECAUSE OF PEOPLE DOING LOW DOWN DIRTY STUFF AND THINGS THAT WE DON’T REPRESENT. MY FATHER HAS BEEN HEARTBROKEN FOR A LONG TIME: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED: MY BOYFRIEND AT THE TIME TOLD ME THAT HE SWITCHED COMPANIES AND NOW WORKED FOR PRIME TRUCKING. AS A COMPLIMENT TO THE NEW COMPANY FOR HIRING MY BOYFRIEND, I WENT OUT AND BOUGHT A EXTREMELY SEXY TWO PIECE GREY SKIRT OUTFIT WITH DEEP PARALLEL STRIPES ENGRAVED IN THE SHIRT AND SKIRT. I ARRIVED AT THE TRUCK STOP. I PARKED IN MY SILVER TOYOTA CAMRY WITH GREY SEATS THAT I PURCHASED FROM HANK AARON’S DEALERSHIP IN UNION CITY. NOW THEY HAVE A NEW OWNER AND HANK AARON GAINED HIS WINGS. ON THE PROPERTY. I WALKED THROUGH FINE AS EVER BUT I NEVER FLAUNTED MY BODY. I WALKED TO THE TRUCK ONLY TO SEE THAT IT WAS ALL SILVER LIKE ALUMINUM FOIL AND IT MATCHED MY OUTFIT. GUESS WHAT? HE EVEN TOOK ME TO THE COMPANY’S HEADQUARTERS IN MISSOURI. THIS WAS A LEGIT RELATIONSHIP AND HE LATER MARRIED ME WITHOUT GETTING DOWN ON ONE KNEE. OPTIMUS PRIME YOU ARE MY FOREVER EVER AND I’LL ALWAYS STAY TRUE. MUAH!

April 9, 2024